The Edge of Nowhere
Everyday happenings in the Far North
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Coulda been a contender. . .
The Pig Farmer celebrates
Here's something you don't hear everyday.
"Audley Harrison looks just like you," said Sally as she settled down for the latest installment of Strictly Come Dancing*.
"Eh? Wha..? Come again?"
"He's got a big body and long thin legs."
"And that makes me just like him, does it?"
"Sort of. You know what I mean."
"Reckon I'd have lasted a bit longer against David Haye."
* Strictly Come Dancing is a BBC TV reality show in which celebrities "go on a journey". They also do a bit of dancing.