Saturday, 15 October 2011

Coulda been a contender. . .

The Pig Farmer celebrates
becoming European
Heavyweight Champion
Here's something you don't hear everyday.

"Audley Harrison looks just like you," said Sally as she settled down for the latest installment of Strictly Come Dancing*.

"Eh? Wha..? Come again?"

"He's got a big body and long thin legs."

"And that makes me just like him, does it?"

"Sort of. You know what I mean."

"Reckon I'd have lasted a bit longer against David Haye."

* Strictly Come Dancing is a BBC TV reality show in which celebrities "go on a journey". They also do a bit of dancing.