Monday, 10 May 2010

Mrs Pig Farmer counts her blessings

"Little Kim and the Wolf-pig have done the deed," said the pig farmer as he was handed a mid-morning cuppa.

"How do you know? Was he smoking a cigar?" said Mrs PF.

"No. She's got muddy footprints and slobber all over her back."

"Nice."

"Yeah. Just think yourself lucky."

9 comments:

Rog said...

Nice.

ziGGi said...

lovely - some of us can only dream

I, Like The View said...

*shudders*

Yorkshire Pudding said...

What did Mrs Piggy Farmer mean by "Yeah. Just think yourself lucky."? If only Kim could speak.

Frith said...

Did he at least take his socks off?

moreidlethoughts said...

So...will the piglets look like Lon Chaney, d'you think?

Arabella said...

As they say over here: "Eww".

Today's banner. Have you done a 'Vogue' on those pigs? Such perfection without air-brushing, Anna Wintour take note.

elizabethm said...

So glad they finally got it together in the soap opera which is pigdom. Perhaps the piglets will take after mum.

Mrs Rine said...

I've adopted, "I don't want slobber and muddy footprints over my back" instead of, "I've got a headache", seems to work!