After all these years I can't believe how angry I could be over one game of football. Too angry, in fact, to write anything coherent about it.
This is the bit where I tried to put a video up, only to find it had been pulled off Youtube - something to do with copyright, they say. Read this instead.
Anyway, if you saw it you'll know. If you didn't, let's just say he might as well have picked the ball up and thrown it in the goal.
Cheating, cheating bastard.
Sorry, I know it's another one about football. We'll get back to 'animals do the most mildly amusing things' in due course.