Listening to: Cast of Thousands (Elbow)
Weather: high winds, showers
Mrs Pig "Farmer" hurried onto the ferry just as they were about to raise the ramp.
Five minutes earlier (08.44) I'd been in the driver's seat, gunning the engine, wondering where the hell she'd got to.
Red-faced, she tumbled into the car and said, by way of explanation: "The phone went and had to answer it to tell them I was too busy to talk."