Saturday, 30 August 2008

GSOH required

Listening to: Traffic In The Sky (Jack Johnson)
Lifting: spuds
Finally: edible carrots

Lonely heart. . .

Single Saddleback sow, aged two, NS, WLTM mature boar-about-town for adult fun and occasional outings. Interests include eating, growling, busting through fences, being generally awkward and giving the sort-of pig farmer a hard time.

Please someone - Molly needs male attention. . . desperately.

12 comments:

garfer said...

Does he come with complimentary apple sauce?

garfer said...

she

Ginni Dee said...

I know a couple of boars but I doubt that either would be interested in a porcine hook-up...but you never know!

Geoff said...

A nice bit of crackling?

Richard said...

Put that on a real dating site with a picture and you really would get no end of offers. Unfortunately none from the right kind of old boar.

Anonymous said...

I think pithers is the man for the job, I won't say anything else in case I incur his wrath

elizabethm said...

Could you not just let her escape for a few days and see what happens? Sorry, no, clearly not a stockman (or stockwoman for that matter). But there must be some sort of creature roaming free up there which would do the honours.

KAZ said...

"NS, WLTM mature boar-about-town for adult fun and occasional outings" sounds like my significant other who also likes growling and being generally awkward.

Any reasonable offer accepted.

The Birdwatcher said...

If I posted that on the Buxton RUFC website there would be a few takers

I, like the view said...

me too! (WLTM) please pass on any learning tips she acquires along the way

Malc said...

Garfer

If the right offer comes along. Actually I don't really like apple sauce. A splash of cider in the gravy is a different matter.

Ginni

Thanks for that insight into your social life!

Geoff

Perhaps you'd like to ask her rind to your place?

Richard

There's a lot of weird out there.

Anon

. . . and speaking of weird.

Elizabeth

Sadly there's only one boar on the island and he's unavailable at present.

Kaz

You've heard nothing 'til you've heard a full-grown pig growl - think 'grunt' plus a couple of days in the BBC radiophonic workshop. It's like a giant echo chamber in there.

BW

Don't drag me into your personal hell.

ILTV

I'm pretty sure you and Molly have different tastes.

mig bardsley said...

A splash of cider in Molly's gravy maybe?