Listening to: Chain of Fools (Aretha Franklin)
Weather: Cold, sunny, showery
Birds: Squadron of at least 100 barnacle geese on the bottom field
Tired of your smelly old Land Rover? Want to get rid of the smell of wet dog and trainee pig farmer's feet?
Then give up the day job, buy a croft 600 miles away, pretend to be a pig farmer, buy barley to feed the pigs and let the sacks linger in the vehicle overnight.
Next morning. . . mmmmmm, barley-fresh Land Rover!
You'll all be doing it soon.